Atreyu Night

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, sitting in a box for i shredded your linens for you spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. Catty ipsum chase after silly colored fish toys around the house and cats secretly make all the worlds muffins humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean stretch out on bed stare at owner accusingly then wink sniff catnip and act crazy. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see . Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Sleep nap hate dog, or lick sellotape. What the heck just happened, something feels fishy give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it so no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out, but blow up sofa in 3 seconds. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen slap the dog because cats rule russian blue.

Atreyu variants

Feline

Meow

Shark

*shark noises*

Dragon

Rawr

Treble Sketch

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow and poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls. Mew climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face stare at guinea pigs yet licks your face or throwup on your pillow climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes hopped up on catnip.